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Traveler's View: National Parks Are Boring, Outside Magazine? Really???

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Are these people bored? Fayette Station Rapids, New River Gorge National River/NPS

Did you hear the news?

National parks, those wondrous and scenic expanses of Nature's eye candy, those wild and rumpled landscapes that test your skills and will kill you if you're not careful and prepared, or maybe just in the wrong place at the wrong time, are boring. They've been transformed -- or, perhaps, kept since their creation -- as "drive-through museums."

How did this happen with the National Park Service on watch for the past 98 years?

Apparently because the parks, the Western landscape parks, at least, are managed primarily to protect and preserve their landscapes, not as testing grounds for the latest recreational fad. They are, as Park Service Director Jon Jarvis told us back in March, losing their relevancy with the American public.

'œThere'™s a real relevancy problem with the parks,' Adam Cramer, the executive director of the Outdoor Alliance, told a writer from Outside Magazine. 'œThey'™re shutting off vectors like bikes and kayaks for people to have the kinds of meaningful experiences that are the genesis for a conservation ethic.'

Really?

Paddlers have been having "meaningful experiences" in the national parks for generations. In our Essential Guide To Paddling The Parks we list more than 90 units of the National Park System that welcome paddlers. They measure themselves (and have meaningful experiences) against the Colorado River through Grand Canyon National Park and Canyonlands National Park, down the Green and Yampa in Dinosaur National Monument, and against the Alaskan rivers that flow through Wrangell-St. Elias National Park and Preserve, Gates of the Arctic National Park and Preserve, and Noatak National Preserve, just to name some of the possibilities.

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It takes a good deal of effort, and lust for adventure, to kayak the far end of Glacier Bay in its namesake national park/Kurt Repanshek

Sea kayakers tour the lakes of Yellowstone, Voyageurs, and Acadia national parks, lose themselves for days and even weeks in the waters of Glacier Bay National Park and Preserve, explore the sea-like waters of Lake Superior in Apostle Islands and Pictured Rocks national lakeshores, and venture out into the watery landscapes of Cape Lookout National Seashore, Everglades National Park, and even Glen Canyon National Recreation Area (Lake Powell). Do they go in search of boredom?

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Kayaking the Potomac River at Great Falls Park. Boring? No. Crazy? Perhaps/NPS

White-water kayakers can choose from among the New River Gorge National River in West Virginia, the Gauley River National Recreation Area, also in West Virginia, Big South Fork River and Recreation Area in Tennessee, as well as the parks through which the Green and Colorado rivers run. There is no shortage of opportunities. There's even one in Washington, D.C.'s backyard, the Potomic River that roars through Great Falls Park.

Consider the climbing possibilities in places such as Denali National Park, Mount Rainier National Park, North Cascades National Park, Grand Teton National Park, Rocky Mountain National Park, and even on the cliffs of Acadia, and swallowing this "boring" concept gets tougher and tougher.

Really, the issue is not that the parks are "boring." Rather, the Outside article bemoans that they're not flung open to all recreational comers. But then, they weren't intended to be larger manifestations of your local city park.

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This Denali climber doesn't look bored/NPS

There's not a "relevancy problem" with the national parks, at least not when it comes to outdoors recreation. If you're bored with the opportunities in the national parks, you're not realizing the possibilities.

Set off, as Andrew Skurka did in 2010, on a 4,679-mile circumnavigation of Alaska on skis, packable raft, and hiking boots, and you won't be bored. You'll be challenged to stay alive in one of the most glorious and demanding settings in North America. Hike the 2,650-mile Pacific Crest Trail as blind hiker Trevor Thomas did, or the 2,184-mile Appalachian National Scenic Trail as Jennifer Pharr Davis did in record-setting time, in one five- or six-month bite and you'll be transformed, physically as well as mentally. You'll likely reorder your life. Discover, as two cavers did in Carlsbad Caverns National Park last Halloween, the largest subterranean room found there in decades, and you won't stop talking about it for a good while.

Are those the types of folks who are being "ostracized," as Grayson Schaffer put it?

In his article in Outside, Mr. Schaffer would have us believe that we need professional bike races through places such as Colorado National Monument, marathons run through Death Valley National Park, and to be able to launch ourselves, cloaked in a wingsuit, off El Capitan at Yosemite National Park to appreciate, savor, and enjoy national parks. Does base-jumping, an inherently dangerous endeavor that has killed two in Zion National Park in Utah this year already, nurture a conservation ethic...or fuel an adrenalin kick, one with a high-risk downside? 

How does any of that develop a conservation ethic? Such an ethic is achieved through soaking in the mountains, forests, rivers, lakes, and glaciers, appreciating them for their very existence, and seeking ways to conserve them.

The fallacy of Mr. Schaffer's argument can even be found elsewhere in Outside. In March 2012 the publication ran a story about "12 National Park Adventures Off the Beaten Path." It pointed to:

* river kayaking in Olympic National Park;

* pedaling over the Going-to-the-Sun Road in Glacier National Park and continuing on to Waterton Lakes National Park in Alberta, Canada;

* sea kayaking (with fresh lobster for dinner) at Acadia National Park;

* sea kayaking among the whales and icebergs in Glacier Bay National Park, (where you might share your camps with brown bears);

* climbing among the boulders and outcrops of Joshua Tree National Park;

* climbing to the 13,770-foot summit of the Grand Teton in its namesake park;

* hoisting a pack on your back and hiking for five days through Isle Royale National Park with hopes of catching a wolf's howl;

* or mountain biking in places such as Mammoth Cave National Park in Kentucky, Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area in California, Big South Fork River and Recreation Area in Tennessee, or New River Gorge National River in West Virginia.

And there was nary a mention of boredom or lack of opportunities. 

That same year, Outside ran an article by Michael Lanza, an occasional contributor to the Traveler, on "The 10 Best National Park Adventures With Kids," and there were no mountain bikes or wingsuits necessary, (although hiking boots, sea kayaks, cross-country skis, and backpacks were).

Finally, we have to wonder what point Mr. Grayson was trying to make when he wrote: 

The nonprofit Outdoor Alliance, a Washington, D.C., umbrella group for human-powered-advocacy organizations like American Whitewater, climbing'™s Access Fund, and the International Mountain Bicycling Association (IMBA), has 100,000 members and skews toward a Gen Y demographic. By comparison, the National Parks Conservation Association (NPCA), the historical champion of the national parks, has 500,000 members with a median age in the sixties.

Is he stereotyping older folks as sedentary folks? Surely that can't be the case, can it? I know and encounter plenty of folks in their sixties and older out enjoying the parks in active recreational pursuits. Indeed, one friend in her 70s rows her own raft down the Yampa and Green rivers through Class III and IV rapids in Dinosaur National Monument, and another still climbs mountains. There are other examples, but the point is that entering one's seventh decade doesn't automatically equate with avoiding the outdoors and retiring to the couch.

The national parks were meant for testing our physical skills, yes, but that basic skill still is walking. Hiking, climbing, cross-country skiing, and paddling are part of walking. Those activities say look at the wilderness, not look at me. Extreme sports are the epitome of 'œlook at me. Look what I can do!" Fine, put that in an arena, not in a national park. Give it an X Games channel. If Outside Magazine wishes to be Sports Illustrated, tell us now when we may expect the swimsuit issue. But don'™t call that loving the national parks.

Unfortunately, the blame lies chiefly with the National Park Service and its government narcissists, who, too, have lost their sense of history. As Peggy Noonan writes in The Wall Street Journal, government has simply 'œgone too far.' Government has listened to everyone except the people it should be listening to, and sadly, that also goes for our national parks.

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Well, if they were so irrelevant, then no one would visit them, and I have yet to see that being the case.  The people that write these articles, must not actually go into the parks. 


Really, Beachdumb? Every single time you speak up you amaze me at what an appropriate user name you chose.

 

It's the "progressive" folks who are ruining the parks? Let me mention a couple of names that brought malignancy to the parks, all from the more conservative wing .... James Watt? Gale Norton? Fran Manilla?


Yes Rick, the progressives are ruining the parks and the country. The over regulation and reduction of access in the name of false environmentalism has been pushed by the progressives and has resulted in low revelancy. But your way too smart to see that...


Kurt,I think you may have taken the "boring" too literally.  I believe the point of the article was not that exciting opportunities don't exist in the parks but that much of the public is seeking excitement through many other interests that could be compatible with and complimentary to the parks.  To the extent the parks embraced those activities, the parks relevence would be enhanced.

Its interesting that many of the folks here are all about diluting the parks mission (or ability to accomplish that mission)  to encompass all sorts of social issues but can't see expanding park activities that would actually increase "relevancy" and economic viability. 


The author makes a great point that paddling bans and their like are the anomoly in Park Management, not the norm.  They are a weird outcome of pockets of weird culture within the park service that operate with impunity, like the Outside article pointed out.  Most parks do a great job of welcoming outdoor recreation. With this said, the author of this NPT article offers zero arguments about why paddling should be banned in Yellowstone except for a silly stereotype of beginner outdoor enthusiasts focusing on "look at the Wilderness" and more advanced enthusiasts focusing on "look at me."  At what slope angle do skiers suddenly contract a terrible case of narcisism, or at what trail elevation, or class of rapids?  Be careful out there folks, if you love wild places enough to spend a ton of time in them you may get good at wilderness travel and suddenly and unavoidably become a jerk.  Yes, it seems the only good argument against even studying the paddlin gpotential in Yellowstone is that whitewater paddlers are the Other, they are blind to the wild's charms, less worthy, less pure.  It is divisive rhetoric but it is just not true.  Paddlers love rivers, wild places, and wildlife at least as much as other park visitors, even paddlers that love these things so much that they build skills that appear "extreme." The Outside article rightly pointed to the Yellowstone issue as a case where the Park Service chose to manage recreation based on dogma and stereotypes rather than science and a welcoming inclusive attitude.  It was a shady deal, and I assure you many park-loving paddlers like myself feel ostracized by the paddling bans and avoidance of analysis.  Especially if replicated, this approach would absolutely drive a relevancy wedge between Parks and their most strident supporters.  This NPT article asks readers to think less of dedicated outdoorspeople, to mock them, and to ultimately support their exclusion from parks.  What a ridiculous and manipulative request this is.  Parks should be managed based on good science, and should celebrate the connections that Americans have with their parks through sustainable recreation.  And on our part we should all try to build a bigger community of support for the Parks, not rip it apart based on false differences.          


EC, I think you need to reread the Outside column. The parks are open to paddlers, climbers, and even mountain bikers. They are relevant to those activities. What other activities was he referred to? 

There might be no more challenging white-water experience in the Lower 48 than running the Colorado through Grand Canyon National Park. In short, it doesn't get any better for paddlers.

And the climbing in Yosemite? World class.

And I'd still like an explanation for what exactly he was getting at re the over-59 demographic.


Wilderness Paddler, you are leaping to incredible conclusions.


There might be no more challenging white-water experience in the Lower 48 than running the Colorado through Grand Canyon National Park.

Yes, but everyone might not be able to come to the Grand Canyon.   There are many places in National Parks that are closer, more convenient, easier, cheaper et al.  Every one of those that are closed to paddling diminishes the opportunity for someone to experience white-water in the Park environment.  The same can be said for climbing or biking or boating.


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