Submitted by jersu on January 10, 2007 - 12:08pm
June 21, 2006

Text: Today's excellent idea: Make congressmen volunteer to fix our poorly funded National Parks ... Congressmen says, "If you had hired Jack Abramoff as your lobbyist, we would've paid attention to your problems!". Signs read, "Ranger Not On Duty", "Trail Closed", "Stream Damaged", "Toilet Out Of Service"
July 27, 2003

Text: Another Bushleague Idea: Privatizing National Parks. Hiker asks, "The bears are getting into the garbage! Why don't you do something?!". For-hire Ranger responds "I don't do bears for minimum wage ... How 'bout you Pedro?". He says "Que?". Kiosk reads "ParksRUs", and the fee schedule is "Parking, $7/hour; Hiking $8/hour; Fishing $10/hour; Scenery Fee $25"
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