A View From The Overlook: Contingency Plans

One of the minor joys of flying Southwest Airlines is the patented deadpan humor that the flight attendants use to get you to listen to the most routine housekeeping and safety messages:

“We have a report of broken clouds at LAX, but we hope to have them fixed before arrival,” or, my favorite:

“In the case of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend; put yours on first and then assist your child. If you have more than one child, put the oxygen mask on the child that is the cutest, most promising, and least amount of trouble.”

That last joke may be food for thought for national park partisans, depending on who wins the 2012 election. Someone might have to choose which parks are the “cutest, most promising and least amount of trouble” and which should be allowed to suffocate.

“Poppycock!” says The Old Ranger, with the worldly smile of a veteran bureaucrat. “It doesn’t matter which party is in power for the NPS! The American people love their parks! Now, some administrations are leaner than others, but it all averages out in the end; why, I don’t even bother to vote!”

Perhaps, but this election is different from others; just as these “tea party” Republicans are a bit different from Eisenhower or even Reagan Republicans. Indeed, think Madame DeFarge Republicans.

Where's Theodore Roosevelt When The GOP Needs Him?

You see, the 800-pound gorilla in the room has finally dropped the other shoe.

What, exactly would be fate of the environment under a Romney-Ryan regime?

It took some doing, but Thomas B. Edsall, writing in the September 9 New York Times managed to winkle out a fair prediction of the possible environmental results of a Romney-Ryan victory.

There is no environmental plank in the Republican platform; not even the usual boilerplate about, “Preserving our glorious parks without going fiscally overboard, etc. etc.”

Nope. According to the Times article, what will happen to the environment, the parks and other matters is to be found in another document, THE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION ON THE BUDGET, FISCAL YEAR 2013. On page 16, on the far right of the page, is nearly a trillion dollars (897 billion to be exact) in what is called “Discretionary Spending.” That is the stuff you really don’t need, like education, environmental protection, work-place safety, law enforcement, parks. All that stuff you hardly ever use if you are a billionaire.

Problem is, Congressman Ryan needs to cut just about that entire discretionary trillion slice to make his budget figures work out.

Dave Clary, a retired NPS historian, grimly remarked that full implementation of Ryan’s ideas might include eliminating the national parks.

Actually, the Tea Party Republicans would be satisfied with just eliminating the National Park Service, thank you. That would save a little over a billion dollars a years. (The more perverse Republicans would be amused to abolish the agency on the eve of its centennial SURPRISE! SURPRISE!)

“Tommyrot!” harrumphs the Old Ranger “Who would take care of the parks if the NPS was abolished?”

Let The Military Return To The Parks!

No problem! Under our new streamlined federal government, the national parks could be transferred from the Department of the Interior to the Department of Defense and the various branches of the Armed Forces would manage the parks.

Water-oriented parks such as national seashores, lakeshores, or recreation areas would be managed by the U.S. Coast Guard or the Navy. The Marines could manage desert parks and the Tenth Mountain Division of the U.S. Army would handle mountain parks such as Yosemite or Yellowstone.

An expanded U.S. Army historical division would staff military history parks. Small, non-military historical sites would be turned over to local historical societies. As mentioned, the National Park Service itself could then be abolished with commissioned law enforcement personnel transferred to Homeland Security. Non-pistolero employees would be transferred to other government agencies or subjected to Reduction In Force, (Ah well! There’s always grad school!)

Could this work?

Don’t see why not, neighbors! It was, after all, the way the early national parks were managed, courtesy of the U.S. Cavalry.

From the 1880s 'til around the time of the first World War, the U.S. Army provided for the protection, if not interpretation, of the existing parks. (One cavalry unit patrolled Yellowstone National Park in the summer time and spent the winter in the Philippines fighting guerillas and Moro tribesmen; must have been interesting duty!) To this day, the NPS has relics of its Army roots in the campaign hat and a distinctive paramilitary attitude.

But Could The Military Handle It?

But would it work well?

Probably not. Due to virtually unlimited personnel, the military could probably equal or even surpass the civilian NPS in trail maintenance, roads, and other infrastructure, as well as forest-fire management and, due to unceasing backcountry training patrols, the complete suppression of marijuana farming in the parks.

However, the public would want a bit more than that, such as answers to questions.

Through no fault of his/her own, the Tenth Mountain Division trooper stationed at Old Faithful would have to respond, “Sorry, Sir! Geology is not my MOS!” to a taxpayer's question.

Still, a military takeover of the parks would be one contingency plan.

Here’s another contingency plan. Several years ago, Owen Hoffman, a former long-term seasonal interpretive ranger, suggested the possibility of a “Ranger Reserve” made up of retired permanent NPS employees and former long-term seasonals who could be activated in the event of an NPS “emergency.”

As there was no particular “emergency” available when Dr. Hoffman proposed his “Ranger Reserve” idea, he was politely thanked and his suggestion filed in the Limbo of Interesting Ideas.

However, we now have an official, looming emergency.

That would be the celebrated “Fiscal Cliff Sequestration” that would gut many park programs, including some that are considered existentially essential to the survival of the parks that Congress has established. The Park Service director and the regional directors would be forced to make the choice as suggested by the flight attendant. That is, choosing which parks are, “The cutest, most promising, and least amount of trouble.”

“But,” you ask, “Can’t we just close the least-visited parks?”

Sorry, you can’t “close” a park. Today’s modern vandals arrive with bolt cutters, pry bars, chain saws, 4-wheel-drive vehicles, and acetylene torches. If you want to keep your park, you are going to need boots on the ground, as the California state parks found out.

Due to the catastrophic California budget crunch, they “closed” Mitchell Caverns State Park. Vandals looted the contact station and little museum and found the key to the cavern door and vandalized the cave itself.

“So, would these 'Reserve Rangers' get paid?” you might wonder.

Not bloody likely, neighbor; this is a political disaster, not a natural disaster.

"But wouldn’t this be playing into the hands of the Bad Guys? You would be spending your retirement years working for the NPS for nothing!”

No, the Reserve Rangers would be on short-term assignment, just long enough to save the parks and get us past the Tea Party lunacy.

“So, who would organize this 'Reserve Ranger' thing and would YOU sign up?"

Well, I don’t rightly know. The Coalition of Retired National Park Employees comes immediately to mind. I’ll have to ask Dr. Hoffman if he has ideas on the subject. As to the second part of the question, would I sign up? Darn tootin’! Sounds like fun!

Comments

Not sure I see the problem with Lee's link. Anyone can follow the link to the 3409 legislation itself, which is obviously more specific about the damage the bill does than paraphrasing it in a blog post. One can also see The Washington Post article here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/federal_government/house-approves-gop-plan-to-halt-coal-gas-rules-in-election-year-swipe-at-obama/2012/09/21/acc3e0c4-0407-11e2-9132-f2750cd65f97_story.html


Let's not forget HR 4089, the bill that would open most national park areas to hunting, trapping and recreational shooting.


And your point? Sounds like a good idea to me.

For what's it worth, HR 3409 passed on Friday. Fortunately, its DOA in the Senate.

No, hunting or shooting ranges in places such as Yellowstone, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Glacier, and Great Smoky, just to name a few parks, is not a good idea. The federal estate is large enough under the current laws and regulations to support these activities.

Why do some of these posts remind me so much of the level of logic used by my three year-old grand daughter?

Someone has obviously opened the cage of the Freepers.


No, hunting or shooting ranges in places such as Yellowstone, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Glacier, and Great Smoky, just to name a few parks, is not a good idea.


Why not? Why are these any less appropriate than anywhere else? I suspect its because you don't want hunting or shooting anywhere.

No, that's not why. It's because it's not appropriate in most national parks for a wide range of reasons, ranging from conflicts with others trying to enjoy the parks without fear of being shot to the role of parks to preserve wildlife to the simple fact that parks aren't set up to handle hunting or shooting ranges and to accommodate those activities would lead to a derogation of the resources. But I'm guessing you know all that and are just being a contrarian spouting dismissive comments.

What kind of appointees would Romney install to run NPS and the Department of the Interior? I'm not hopeful, because the head of his transition team is Mike Leavitt, a former governor of Utah. In 2003 during the Bush administration it was Leavitt who cooked up the sweetheart deal with then-Secretary Gale Norton that banned the Bureau of Land Management from recommending any more public lands as wilderness or even doing any further wilderness studies. Magnificent roadless areas just outside the boundaries of Canyonlands, Capitol Reef and Glen Canyon were among the areas that lost temporary protection under the Leavitt-Norton deal.


But I'm guessing you know all that and are just being a contrarian spouting dismissive comments.


Not at all. I see no reason why a "national park" designation would be any different than a "national forest" designation when it comes to hunting, target shooting or trapping. Of course one would need to be cognoscent of safety issues but I don't see the risk any higher in one just because it is called something different. And I also don't see any conflict with the role of "preserving wildlife". In fact, hunting is used in many areas to improve the overall quality of the wildlife by maintaining a proper balance between the number of animals and the habitat's ability to sustain them.

A blanket prohibition of hunting, trapping and target shooting makes no more sense then the blanket prohibition on biking. There are areas (defined by geography not nomenclature) where it is appropriate and places it isn't

George, you nailed it.

Anyone inclined toward an objective view of park issues needs only to remember Paul Hoffman, Gale Norton, Fran Mainella, James Watt, Donald Hodel, Ron Walker. Damage (and potential damage that was thwarted by intense opposition from concerned citizens) done by those on this list was incredible. There were others, but these are the principal players who quickly come to mind.

There is one commonality among all of them. They were all appointees of Republican administrations.

For those posters who demand that supporters of our parks present some kind of specific, concrete ways in which people like our current legislators are trying to damage or destroy park and environmental advances, there is no good answer. The problem is that these people are diabolically clever and manage to write legislation that is so broadly constructed with so many loopholes and smokescreens, with half-truths and complete lies, that it's impossible to point directly to portions that will cause harm.

Experience and knowledge of history should be enough to set off alarm bells galore in people who care about our parks and environment.


cognoscent


Need we say more?

Well, sorry, wish it were so but the 'conservatives' who cared enough to pay for the National parks left the building some time ago. Experience shows us that today's 'tea party' conservatives see nothing but the dollars, no longer value the parks or the environment (if they ever did). Scare tactics about 'running deficits' may resonate with the rich and uninformed, but won't stand up to critical review. We don't see them cutting corporate wellfare, they can fly jets to dinner in Paris. Nor do they see the economic contributions that parks make, not to mention the 'quality of life' values they provide. If we don't protect and value the parks now, it won't matter what the Chinese do.

One who sees no reason why National Parks policies should be different from National Forests, could very quickly and easily discover the answer by reading the 'organic acts' and the management policies that resulted from the protracted public debates when these agencies were established. "parks" and "forests" serve distinctly different purposes, on purpose. Guns and hunting may be perfectly appropriate, for those who value those activities, on one place, but not the other. National Parks clearly were never intended for those things and it will be a sad day if we ever lose sight of that.

I enjoyed PJ's comments. With the heat of many of these comments, I think we need to figure out how to enjoy humor a bit more! By the way, how many of us recall a former NPS director who noted one year that the amount of money the DOD turned back as unspent, was greater than the entire NPS budget for that year!

I do enjoy PJ's puckish observations.

On the other hand, this NPS retiree detests the empire-building that has come about as a result of the mountains of fee collection monies that have poured into the agency in recent years.

Extra layers of park management, LE rangers skulking everywhere, GS grades bumped into the stratosphere. The simplest of accomplishment lead to chest-thumping as if acts of God were accomplished.

There's an unhealthy vanity that needs to be fixed.

AMEN to the last four posters.